Findings

1. Deer eat tomatoes, green or red.

2. And they are not very neat and tidy about it.

3. The quietest place in the world is suburbia on Labor Day Weekend.

4. Even I can get encouraged by a politician (e.g. Thursday night, Denver).

5. It's proven beyond doubt: MSG keeps me from sleeping. (Bad night.)

6. Someone will always eat your zuccini.

7. Even so, don't plant so much next year.

8. But they would rather have tomatoes.

9. They should be here at 3 AM and argue with the deer.

10. Someone will always want your mugs.

11. Even when you wanted to take the weekend off.

12. And this is not getting them done.